cheap thrills.

here's my guide to getting the biggest adrenaline high, ever:

1. run on fumes. (extra points if you leave your wallet at home. this experience teaches you the meaning of prayer: 'please, god, just let me get to the office, pleasepleasepleaseplease')
2. hold in your piss until you absolutely cannot stand it. (is there such a thing as 'bladder retentive'?)

but the hands-down winner is a combination of both: empty gas tank + a full bladder = a real rush. trust me, i know.

beats sitting in front of a computer pondering The Rule of 72 while leaking blood and mucus. my brain hurts.